Are You pitching a dream or a hostage situation?

Weโ€™ve all been thereโ€”inheriting avoidable stress because production was locked out of the room for being the "Voice of Doom."

๐—•๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—œ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ต๐˜† ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€. In the pitch room, realism doesn't win trophies. Clients say they want a budget-conscious partner, but they buy the agency that went totally off-piste.

They want the "big idea" and the "lush visuals," even if that dream is backed by two minutes of slap-dash maths and a lot of joie de vivre.

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ธ:

๐Ÿ“‰ ยฃ5k left for content on ยฃ200k budget. โœˆ๏ธ Economy flights for crew with a 16-hour shift immediately upon landing. ๐Ÿ”ฅ A team that is overworked, underpaid, and fuelled by caffeine and Haribo.

When we promise the world for a fraction of the cost, we aren't being "creative"โ€”we're subsidizing the client's budget with our team's mental health.

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป: ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ "๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ธ" ๐—ฃ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐˜.

Maybe we stop trying to blend the two. No more disguising one winning idea paid for with 50 "optional extras" over the available budget. We pitch the Dream (big ideas, big costs, no caveats) and the Reality (high-impact, human-centric execution) separately. Show the idea vs the reality.

Let the client choose the chasm they want to bridge before the job starts. Show your creative chops, but also show your worth in the planning.

Something has to give. Iโ€™d love to go a full week without having to remind myself "Iโ€™m not curing cancer" just to survive my inbox.

๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บโ€”๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—œ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ, ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ผ?
Drop a "๐Ÿšฉ" in the comments if youโ€™ve ever inherited a "Joie de Vivre" budget that didn't include sleep. How are we actually going to change the pitch culture?